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Boy: "May I hold your hand???"
Girl: "No thanks, it isn't heavy"


Girl: "Say you love me! Say you love me!"
Boy: "You love me.."

Girl: "If we engaged will you give me a ring??"
Boy: "Sure, what's your phone number??"


Girl: "I think the poorest people are the happiest"

Boy: "Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple"

Girl: "Darling, I want to dance like this forever"

Boy: "Don't you ever want to improve??"

Boy: "I love you and I could die for you!"

Girl: "How soon??"

Boy: "I would go to the end of the world for you!"

Girl: "Yes, but would you stay there??"

Sharon: "Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??"

Tracy: "I did once. He'd forgetten to take the cigarette out of his mouth"

Man: "You remind me of the sea"

Woman: "Because I'm wild, romantic and exacting?"

Man: "No, because you make me sick"

Mary: "John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly. What do u think peter?"

Peter: "A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly"

Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil: "A teacher"

Waiter: "Would you like your coffe black?"

Customer: "what other colors do you have?"

Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot!"

Sam: "It's a family tradition"
Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Sam: "Sir, grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher"

Teacher: "What about your mother?"

Sam: "She's a woman"

Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook"

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

one student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and the same time"

Enjoy Your Day dude!!!